Animal jokes
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
Memes
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
I'm a cheetah, I cheat, duh?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!