Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Animal Jokes
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room.
So I said, "I guess she wasn't feline it."
My dad said, "You've got to be kitten me, that was purrfect!"
I said, "Literally."
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
How do u catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
About a dog.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
