Animal jokes
I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.
I'm a cheetah, I cheat, duh?