Animal jokes
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
How do u catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!