Animal jokes
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
How do u catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
About a dog.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.