Animal jokes
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.
Memes
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room.
So I said, "I guess she wasn't feline it."
My dad said, "You've got to be kitten me, that was purrfect!"
I said, "Literally."
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
How do u catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."