Animal jokes
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
My dog died today. 😥
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!