What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
Animal Jokes
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
A chicken is delicious.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
