Animal jokes
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sometimes I am happy, and there are times I envy my dog.
I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
Memes
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
I mess up goats for unicorns?
Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.
I don't even know.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!