Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
Animal Jokes
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
My dogs pooped in my shoes? Pooper.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
What do elephants drink on vacation?
Peanut coladas.
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
