Animal jokes
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
Memes
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Rat
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂