Animal jokes
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?