What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
Animal Jokes
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
I love my dog and all dogs.
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?
He was rotten to the albacore.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
I like your cut, G.
*Slaps really hard*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
