Animal jokes
A chicken is delicious.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
My grandpa has the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Your uncle Jack is stuck on the horse...
Would you help him jack off the horse?
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What is a cow?
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."