Anatomy jokes
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
Biggest balls?
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
Big black ball sacks.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"