Anatomy jokes
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead.
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
Biggest balls?
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
Big black ball sacks.