Anatomy jokes
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
Biggest balls?
Memes
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
Big black ball sacks.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
Butthole.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.