"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
Anatomy Jokes
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
Butthole.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
One day, Little Johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked, "What is that, Daddy?" Dad said, "Oh, that's my snake." The next day, Little Johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and asks, "What is that?" Mom says, "That's my bushes." The next day, Little Johnny can't sleep, so he goes into his parents' room and asks Dad, "Why is your snake going into Mom's bushes?"
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
