Anatomy jokes

The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.

This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.

What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?

The women.

I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.

What do you call someone with a big butt?

The Thightanic!

"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."

Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

Up your butt with a coconut!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.

When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.

Why did the skeleton feel alone?

He was BONEsome.

What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!

Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?

Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"

What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?

Fucks funny.

Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.

Kid me: I lost my stick.

Teacher: No, you didn’t.

Kid me: How do you know that?

Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.

I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?

Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣

Why did the skeleton not cross the road?

Because it did not have the guts.

Kasper has a tiny penis.