Anatomy jokes
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Memes
Title
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead.
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?