Anatomy jokes
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Eat my ass!
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
Q: What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A: A tromBONE.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.