Anatomy jokes
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
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Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
How would you best describe prostate cancer?
Well, it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.