Anatomy jokes

What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.

What did one male whale say to the other male whale?

"She's gonna blow!"

Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.

Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because he had "no-body" to go with.

Imagine a dragon 🤔.

Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.

What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?

You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.

What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?

My dick.

What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?

Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣

My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead.

Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"

The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"

A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"

What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?

A tongue workout!

Why did the two balls cross the road?

To get to the penis!

Sorry, too rude?

What goes in dry and comes out wet?

A dick.

Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.

What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?

A yeast infection.

"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."

Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.

What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?

Anything you want—he can’t hear you.

Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!