Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
Big black ball sacks.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
