"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Wanna see my pp again?
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
