Anatomy jokes
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
Someone stole my balls :(
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Memes
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What's the difference between a sidewalk, a drug dealer, and a prostitute?
A: A sidewalk's crack doesn't leave an odor!
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead.
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!