Anatomy jokes
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
Q: What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A: A tromBONE.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead.