Anatomy jokes
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
They are hairy.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Eat my ass!
Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.