Anatomy jokes

How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?

A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).

Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.

Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!

Teacher: Where’s the P?

Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)

One day, a father was showering, and his daughter ran into the bathroom while he was getting out and drying off.

The daughter curiously pointed to her father's penis and asked, "Daddy, when am I going to get one of those!?"

The father replied quickly, "In about 15 minutes, when your mother leaves for work."

One day, Little Johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked, "What is that, Daddy?" Dad said, "Oh, that's my snake." The next day, Little Johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and asks, "What is that?" Mom says, "That's my bushes." The next day, Little Johnny can't sleep, so he goes into his parents' room and asks Dad, "Why is your snake going into Mom's bushes?"

Why did the skeleton want a friend?

Because she was feeling bonely.

Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?

Friend B: Yes, why?

Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Unshakeable.

Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.

Why did the skeleton not go to prom?

Because he had no body to go with.

Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!

What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?

Any ideas?

SHIT!!!!

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.

What do you call a man without a body and a nose?

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."

Toes for hoes.

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.

What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

I don’t care if she has one.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?

A dictator.

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.

Why is it so easy to weigh fish?

They have their own scales.