Saying balls go into pussy.
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
I think my penis has facial recognition.
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Nice cock, bitch.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Big mummy milkers...
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
