Anatomy jokes
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
Butthole.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
One day, Little Johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked, "What is that, Daddy?" Dad said, "Oh, that's my snake." The next day, Little Johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and asks, "What is that?" Mom says, "That's my bushes." The next day, Little Johnny can't sleep, so he goes into his parents' room and asks Dad, "Why is your snake going into Mom's bushes?"
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.