Anatomy jokes
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.
Memes
His face is on the wrong foot
Butthole.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
One day, Little Johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked, "What is that, Daddy?" Dad said, "Oh, that's my snake." The next day, Little Johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and asks, "What is that?" Mom says, "That's my bushes." The next day, Little Johnny can't sleep, so he goes into his parents' room and asks Dad, "Why is your snake going into Mom's bushes?"
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
Toes for hoes.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?