Anatomy jokes

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Bone."

"Bone who?"

"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."

What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?

A belly button.

"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)

Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?

A: Lazy bones.

How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?

A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).

Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.

Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!

Teacher: Where’s the P?

Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)

One day, Little Johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked, "What is that, Daddy?" Dad said, "Oh, that's my snake." The next day, Little Johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and asks, "What is that?" Mom says, "That's my bushes." The next day, Little Johnny can't sleep, so he goes into his parents' room and asks Dad, "Why is your snake going into Mom's bushes?"

Why did the skeleton want a friend?

Because she was feeling bonely.

How does a skeleton call his friends?

On the tele-bone!

The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.

But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!

Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?

My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.

I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.

Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.

I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?

Friend B: Yes, why?

Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!

Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.

Why did the skeleton not go to prom?

Because he had no body to go with.

Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!