Anatomy jokes
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
Toes for hoes.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.