Anatomy jokes
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
One day, Little Johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked, "What is that, Daddy?" Dad said, "Oh, that's my snake." The next day, Little Johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and asks, "What is that?" Mom says, "That's my bushes." The next day, Little Johnny can't sleep, so he goes into his parents' room and asks Dad, "Why is your snake going into Mom's bushes?"
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
Memes
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
Life is like a penis. It is short.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Wanna see my pp again?
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.