Armadillo jokes

Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?

It's an ARMadillo.

So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.

He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"

The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."

The person says: "What's a dilo?"

"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"

What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?

Special forces.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A Doberman in a playground.

My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.