Armadillo jokes

So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.

He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"

The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."

The person says: "What's a dilo?"

"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"

Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?

It's an ARMadillo.

Arms.

What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.

What does Army stand for?

Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet.