Armadillo jokes

Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?

It's an ARMadillo.

So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.

He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"

The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."

The person says: "What's a dilo?"

"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"

What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?

Special forces.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"

I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...

They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.