What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
Hooved Ears
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, dummy! So, there's this deer, right? But get this, its ears are plugged with hooves. So, basically, you can call it whatever you want because it's deaf! Get it? You probably don't...considering you're still reading this explanation, you are probably not a smart cookie.