Anatomy jokes
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
Man, Uranus is so big!
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
I have nut cancer...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
Willy bum.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.