Anatomy jokes

What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?

A KIDNey!

Do you love water?

Then you love 75% of me!

The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.

What separates snowmen from snow-women?

Snow balls.

What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

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I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.

Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."

What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Disabled.

What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?

Both have noses.

What has a bottom at the top?

Your legs.

Talking about planets with my nephew.

He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.

I have nut cancer...

Man, Uranus is so big!

I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.

When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.

What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.

Willy bum.

My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.

What did the nose say to the finger?

"Stop picking me!"