Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Big feet equals mini meat.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Your dad has a huge PP.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
