Anatomy jokes
I have nut cancer...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Memes
bro instead of detos its meat toes
Willy bum.
My hemorrhoids are so bad, Iβve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. ππ
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.
Sans: I am doing something.
Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?
Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.
Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.
Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.