Anatomy jokes
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?
A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.