Anatomy jokes
Man, Uranus is so big!
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
Memes
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.
Sans: I am doing something.
Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?
Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.
Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.
Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.
Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning.
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.