Anatomy jokes
Willy bum.
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
I have nut cancer...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
Memes
Man, Uranus is so big!
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.
Sans: I am doing something.
Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?
Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.
Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.
Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.
Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.