Anatomy jokes
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
I have nut cancer...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
bro instead of detos its meat toes
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Willy bum.
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
Man, Uranus is so big!
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.
Sans: I am doing something.
Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?
Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.
Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.
Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.