Anatomy jokes
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
Someone stole my balls :(
"Spell ICUP."
Ass.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Wanna see my pp again?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.