Anatomy jokes
School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”
Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
Your tits look heavy. Need help holding them up?
Free service for tit holding!
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt, quack!
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
How would you best describe prostate cancer?
Well, it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!