Anatomy jokes
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
Hmmm.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".