Anatomy jokes
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
Eat my ass!
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
You don't have any balls.
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. Jack fell down, his cock was out, and Jill gained a daughter.
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.