Anatomy jokes
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Lick my BALLS!
My pp.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
Anal intercourse is for assholes.
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.