What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
Anatomy Jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
I have done a ton of work. A skele-ton.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
*funny joke about dicks*
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?”
The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.”
So the boy said, “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”
When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?”
The boy replied, “Half way down my leg...”
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
