Anatomy jokes
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
I had an operation on my knee, but it was a joint effort.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.
Thank you, nurse!
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Arms.
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
Anal intercourse is for assholes.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
Seriously, who wants dicks?
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!