Anatomy jokes
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
My pp.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"