Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
My cock, lmao.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
Whats that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
