Anatomy jokes
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Lick my BALLS!
My pp.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
Memes
Your life is a lie
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.