Anatomy jokes
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
I have done a ton of work. A skele-ton.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
Memes
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.