Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
Someone stole my balls :(
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
They are hairy.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead.
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
