Anatomy jokes
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
I have done a ton of work. A skele-ton.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
My pp.
My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.