Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
Skeletons and Wind Woe
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Explain Bear
Listen up, bonehead! You're as dense as a neutron star. The joke here is a play on word. Wind literally passes through a skeleton 'cause it ain't got no skin or organs, but we also say something "goes right through" someone when it affects them deeply. Skeletons hate the wind 'cause it literally passes through them. Get it now, ya big dummy?