Don't be scared of skeletons.
They don't have the guts for murder.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes, “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit.” The girl says, “Who?” The boy goes, “My ass cheeks.”
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
Woah, nice cock.
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
