Anatomy jokes
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.