Anatomy jokes
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?
A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.
Don't be scared of skeletons.
They don't have the guts for murder.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉
What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes, “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit.” The girl says, “Who?” The boy goes, “My ass cheeks.”
Woah, nice cock.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"