Anatomy jokes
Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?
A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
Don't be scared of skeletons.
They don't have the guts for murder.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
Memes
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes, “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit.” The girl says, “Who?” The boy goes, “My ass cheeks.”
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
Woah, nice cock.
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'