Anatomy jokes
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?
A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Don't be scared of skeletons.
They don't have the guts for murder.
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes, “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit.” The girl says, “Who?” The boy goes, “My ass cheeks.”
Woah, nice cock.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"