Anatomy jokes
Arms.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
DO NOT LOOK AT THE IMAGES
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
My penis is longer than one inch.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?