Anatomy jokes
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Penis and balls.
Up your butt with a coconut!
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Butt hehe.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards…