Anatomy jokes
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
Your dad has a huge PP.
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
Why is my dick like a balloon? The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.