Anatomy jokes
How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?
When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
Johnny is very attached to his parents. He asks to take a shower with her when she gets in. He looks down and asks, "What's that?" The mother replies, "That's my garage." He looks up and asks, "What are those?" The mother responds, "Those are my headlights."
He then goes and takes a shower with his dad. He looks down, "Daddy, what's that?" The dad replies, "That's my car." He goes to sleep that night and wakes up because of a bad dream. He goes and tells his mother and she says, "You can lay with me." He falls fast asleep then wakes up once more because of falling off the bed. He gets back up and gets under the covers. Then he feels the bed moving. He looks under the covers to investigate and sees them going at it. He then yells, "Mommy, turn on you're headlights, Daddy's parking his car in you're garage!" *THUD*
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
Memes
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Boner.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
What goes "Ooooooo"?
A cow with no lips.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.
Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
What is smegma name?