Anatomy

Anatomy jokes

Tree

What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.

Garage

Johnny is very attached to his parents. He asks to take a shower with her when she gets in. He looks down and asks, "What's that?" The mother replies, "That's my garage." He looks up and asks, "What are those?" The mother responds, "Those are my headlights."

He then goes and takes a shower with his dad. He looks down, "Daddy, what's that?" The dad replies, "That's my car." He goes to sleep that night and wakes up because of a bad dream. He goes and tells his mother and she says, "You can lay with me." He falls fast asleep then wakes up once more because of falling off the bed. He gets back up and gets under the covers. Then he feels the bed moving. He looks under the covers to investigate and sees them going at it. He then yells, "Mommy, turn on you're headlights, Daddy's parking his car in you're garage!" *THUD*

Nut

What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.

What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.

What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.

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  • Midget

    Why do midgets laugh when they run?

    Because the grass tickles their balls.

    Miscarriage

    What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?

    Her miscarriage.

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  • Sausage

    What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?

    cocks of African-American men

    Foreskin

    Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?

    Bone

    Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"

    Because he needs to pick your balls.

    Cock

    A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.

    Bone

    Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.

    Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.