What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Boner.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
What goes "Ooooooo"?
A cow with no lips.
What is smegma name?
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.
Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
