What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
Penis, neck, rope?
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
Nice cock, bitch.
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
Jugs!
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
I'll break your bones, b*tch.
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
