Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Anatomy Jokes
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
Sonic Boom in my ass.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy.
I keep it in a jar on my desk.
Someone stole my balls :(
