Who wants a picture of my pp?
Your dad has a huge PP.
Skeletons can't play church music, obviously. They got no organs.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Mine never stops.
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
you know boys have balls girl's have balls too
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
