Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.
The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.
The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.
In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Penis and balls.
Poop and balls through the walls!
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
