I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.
Body Part Collection
Explanation
The setup makes you think the person is describing their features, but it's a dark twist: they have those body parts because they collect them, not because of inheritance. It's an unexpected and morbid punchline.
Anonymous
calm down
Anonymous
hahaha
Anonymous
Got me a good laugh👍🏻