Car key jokes

Why did the car key never fit in?

He was too door key.

Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.

Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!

The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.

You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.

What’s the key to a successful relationship?

Consent.

Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.