Why did the car key never fit in? He was too door key.
Teach a scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys !
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man. You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys
