Car key jokes
Why did the car key never fit in?
He was too door key.
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.
You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
What is a car?
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
My car 🚘
What is the difference between a human being in the car?
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys
