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Ice Cream

7 years ago

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?

Because she got hit by a bus.

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    Media

    2 years ago

    Stop.

    A tweet by Calvin asking why the media isn't reporting on what Zeus looks like without hair or beard, followed by two cartoon images of Zeus, one with his trademark hair and beard and the other with a bald, smooth head.
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    • Sheet

    1 year ago

    Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?

    A cartoon drawing on a sheet of notebook paper shows a boy named Calvin drawing himself in a tank. He draws himself firing the tank at a school building where kids are jumping out the window. Miss Wormwood comes to stop him. In the last panel, Calvin's teacher Miss Wormwood is shown taking a drawing from a student and making a comment about public schools.
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    • Chad

    1 year ago

    What the hell

    A photo of a person named Calvin, is presented as a Pokemon trading card. The card's text says "Giga Chad. If this Pokemon is knocked out, put 100 damage counters on the Pokemon that knocked you out. Mega giga chad."
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