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Ice Cream

11 views · Irs Calvin · 8 years ago

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?

Because she got hit by a bus.

Bradley

463 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

bradley

Media

35 views · ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

Stop.

A tweet by Calvin asking why the media isn't reporting on what Zeus looks like without hair or beard, followed by two cartoon images of Zeus, one with his trademark hair and beard and the other with a bald, smooth head.

Cocomelon

1 view · addy · 3 years ago

Cocomelon.

Frank

88 views · Gary · 6 years ago

Frank.

Name

1 view · 𝕽𝖊𝖆𝖑𝖒𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉𝖔𝖜 · 3 years ago

Ashten Parkes

Animal

6 views · electroboxsponge · 4 years ago

*JMC*

ANOMALY-931

"Gwen"

Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.

Sheet

48 views · Thoughtless · 2 years ago

Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?

A cartoon drawing on a sheet of notebook paper shows a boy named Calvin drawing himself in a tank. He draws himself firing the tank at a school building where kids are jumping out the window. Miss Wormwood comes to stop him. In the last panel, Calvin's teacher Miss Wormwood is shown taking a drawing from a student and making a comment about public schools.

Crack

187 views · Heroin Monkey · 3 months ago

A parody of a Calvin and Hobbes comic strip. Hobbes the tiger asks "CALVIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?". Calvin is sitting on a porch smoking from a small pipe and answers "CRACK". Hobbes reacts with wide eyes and a speech bubble saying "WHAT THE FUCK?!".

Chad

2 views · Goku is dum · 2 years ago

What the hell

A photo of a person named Calvin, is presented as a Pokemon trading card. The card's text says "Giga Chad. If this Pokemon is knocked out, put 100 damage counters on the Pokemon that knocked you out. Mega giga chad."

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