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Ice Cream

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?

Because she got hit by a bus.

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Stop.

A tweet by Calvin asking why the media isn't reporting on what Zeus looks like without hair or beard, followed by two cartoon images of Zeus, one with his trademark hair and beard and the other with a bald, smooth head.

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