Calvin jokes
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
Caley's life.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Callum Coulter
Cameron and Pav.
