Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Watcher Jokes
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I was up all night because my neighbors were having sex.
*I was actually up all night watching.*
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"