I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.
Morning Person
Explanation
The humor comes from the wordplay on "morning" and "mourning". The speaker is complaining about the time of funerals, but they twist it to sound like they don't like grieving.
Nameless
Me neither
no
boooooooooo
Alyssa
I’m a morning person, but I’m not sure if I’m a mourning person.
Anonymous
Morning.*
Kanandran
i like minecraft
Kanandran
but relating to that comment, i am nether a morning person or a mourning person