Hagrid jokes

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"

So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?

What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

Running, JK rolling!