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Wizard

The image shows four panels. The top panel features Hagrid, who says: "You're a wizard, Harry." The second panel is of Harry, looking surprised. The third panel again shows Hagrid. The fourth panel shows Harry again, with the text in the second panel being edited to say: "You're a hairy wizard."

Wizard

yer a wizard harry

The image shows a screencap of Hagrid from Harry Potter with the text "You're a wizard Harry" superimposed at the bottom. Above that it says, "My grandparents watching me change the TV source from HDMI 1 to HDMI 2."

Name

The image shows Hagrid's face and the text: "Did you know? Dumbledore always called him Hagrid whilst he referred to everyone else by their first name. That's because his full name was actually Hagrid Rubeus Hagrid. Hagrid is Latin for "The Hairy One" and he's so big his dad named him it twice."

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Water

water

A drawing of Hagrid's head emerging from the water. The word "Water" is written in white text at the bottom left of the image.

Power

The image shows two panels. The left panel shows Hagrid speaking to Harry and the text "You're a unit of power, Harry" and below it, Harry asking "I'm a watt?". The right panel shows a close up of Voldemort smiling.

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