Hagrid jokes

What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.

A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"

So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?

What animal should wear a wig?

A bald eagle!

Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.