300+ Best Airplane Jokes - Page 16 - Worst Jokes Ever

Name

6 views · Anonymous · 6 years ago

My name is Big Dick.

9/11 jokes

208 views · Anonymuous · 5 months ago

Here Comes the airplane

A composite image showing the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center. The face of a baby is superimposed on the side of the left tower. A hand holds a spoon, aiming it towards the baby's open mouth.

Survivor

7 views · Anonymous · 6 years ago

Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?

Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.

People

327 views · Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

This one is for Ethan (I'm with stupid)

A plane flies toward the Twin Towers in New York City. Smoke billows out of one of the towers. The text reads, "Oops, I think we are lost. Just ask the people in the building."

9/11 jokes

127 views · Oscar Lamb · 8 months ago

A dark shirt or fabric featuring a yellow graphic. The graphic shows the McDonald's golden arches. Between the arches, two small yellow airplanes are depicted flying towards two tall yellow rectangular buildings that resemble the World Trade Center Twin Towers, with a minimalist city skyline below them. Underneath the graphic, white text reads "I'm hittin' it."

Sky

14 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A three-panel comic strip shows three people looking up in the sky. In the first panel, they all exclaim "LOOK! UP IN THE SKY!" In the second panel, one person says "IT'S A BIRD!", while the second person says "IT'S A PLANE!". In the third panel, the third person exclaims "IT'S PARTS OF A BOEING!"

Cat

14 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

neeeow

A cat sitting on a wooden floor, wearing a cardboard box that looks like an airplane, with the text 'I AM NOW AN AIRPLANE'.

Tesla Cybertruck

15 views · MATTIX · 1 year ago

Fuck teslas

The image shows two panels. The top panel shows a Tesla Cybertruck towing a jet engine. The text above the panel says, "Tesla showing off their $100,000 Cybertruck towing a jet engine". The bottom panel shows a 1972 Chevy truck towing an airplane. The text above the panel says, "A $2,500 Chevy in 1972...". There is a visible part of the word "American" on the plane.

Speed

15 views · blach66 · 2 years ago

The image presents a comparison of speeds, with four sections each with a cartoon image, a bar indicating the speed, and a name. The first section depicts a cheetah running, with a small yellow bar labeled 'CHEETAH'. The second section shows an airplane flying, with a medium yellow bar labeled 'AIRPLANE'. The third section features a yellow ball moving with speed lines, and has a long red bar labeled 'SPEED OF LIGHT'. The fourth section contains a rage comic character and a very long red bar labeled 'THE SPEEDS MY FARTS TRAVEL AT'. The fourth section also has a biohazard icon.

Door

19 views · Lostin Flowers · 2 years ago

Boeing

The image contains the text "When one door closes, another one opens." - Boeing attributed to Boeing

Convenience Store

22 views · Dagger 2 · 1 year ago

The image is a four-panel collage. The first panel shows a 6-Eleven store. The second panel shows a 7-Eleven store. The third panel shows an 8-Eleven convenience store with pink stripes. The fourth panel shows the World Trade Center on September 11 with an airplane about to crash.

View

164 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image shows MrBeast with pixelated sunglasses in front of the Twin Towers and a plane in the sky. Below are the words 'Airplane Vs The Twin Towers,' plus view and interaction information from the social media platform.

City

7 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An image shows a large, gray, back-view of Bugs Bunny, with his big ears visible. The second, transparent Bugs Bunny is slightly to the right and turned towards the viewer. Behind both of them, the city can be seen, featuring the Empire State Building and an airplane flying by.

Loser

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man is shown in selfie-style, sitting in an airplane seat. The text reads, "If Sal doesn't send me $200 in 12 minutes, everyone on this plane will be tonight's big loser."

9/11 jokes

252 views · Oscar Lamb · 8 months ago

A black and white image of the New York City skyline, prominently featuring the Twin Towers. Overlaid text asks, "Why were the Twin Towers mad on 9/11? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza but instead, they got plane."

Man

112 views · Willy b · 14 days ago

A man wearing a turban and casual clothes sits inside a small, makeshift, metal airplane-shaped cart with wheels on a public street. Above the image, the text reads: "The Iranian Air Force is on high alert."

9/11

21 views · tabs1528 · 1 year ago

An aerial night view shows the Kaaba in Mecca during a pilgrimage, surrounded by a large crowd of people. An airplane flies low over the scene. The text overlay reads "9/11 revenge."

9/11 jokes

77 views · Oscar Lamb · 8 months ago

A white triangular road sign with a red border is set against a bright blue sky. Inside the triangle, there are two thick black vertical bars, symbolizing the Twin Towers, and a small black airplane flying towards them from the left. Above the sign, in bold white text on a black background, it reads "WARNING". Below the sign, also in bold white text on a black background, it reads "9/11 MEMES APPROACHING".

Snitch

13 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A portrait of William E. Boeing is superimposed over a vintage airplane. Text above Boeing reads, "Snitches get stitches," and his name is below.

Survivorship bias

24 views · Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago

A black bar at the top contains white text that reads, "Ea-Nasir sold shitty copper." Below this, on a white background, is an overhead line drawing of a twin-engine airplane. Numerous small red dots are scattered across the plane's wings, fuselage, and tail, representing bullet holes. There is a visible concentration of these dots on the outer parts of the wings and tail, with fewer dots appearing on the central fuselage and engines.

Community talk

kris67

🫩ccdx

Anonymous

hiiiiii guys i just got out of the airplane and i hate the usa :D

music boy

Sixty-four people playing games and talking Black Hole threatens all of them 'Til a blue hand stops them Their name is Four, with X in tow Can they trust them? I don't know! They said, Don't you wanna battle for a prize? You could win a BFDI Eight teams of eight are made Get a basket and you'll be safe

Elimination time, it's Cake at Stake Pencil's out and taken away Where'd she go? Their jaws are slack Four brings d… Read more