Airplane jokes

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the aeroplane!"

"And here comes the second one!"

A Muslim enters a building... Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.

Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were on a falling airplane. There were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world,” so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually there are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”

Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(

The pilot goes "We're going down!"

The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"

My grandfather died in 9/11.

He was a great pilot.

I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.

Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.

Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.

Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!

Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.

Teacher: What was that?

Alex: Flew the plane.