Airplane jokes
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.