Airplane jokes

You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.

Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?

Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.

What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"

What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?

Josef Vasicek.

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?

What did the one tower say to the other?

"Here comes the airplane!"

I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.

Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.

Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Nothing, it was just plane.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

What did an Arab say to feed his kid?

'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'

How do terrorists feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."

How does a terrorist feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane."

The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.

This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

What do you call a flying Aboriginal?

Boong 747.

My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.