Airplane jokes
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.