Airplane jokes
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.