Airplane jokes
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
Memes
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.