Airplane jokes
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
I want to be a pilot.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.