Airplane jokes
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
HOLD UP
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
All these jokes are all plane.
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.