A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: *face palms self* Also officer: Here's you sign
I hate airplanes ✈️
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
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Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
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What did the airplane say to the tower? ALAH AKBAR!
What picture is that?
What is the address
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"I like planes." -Plane Guy
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Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
