Airplane jokes
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
I want to be a pilot.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.