Airplane jokes
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
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Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
His mom says "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?"
He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain.