Airplane jokes
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
I want to be a pilot.
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”