Airplane jokes

I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."

And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"

Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.

Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.

I want to be a pilot.

What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.

Why did the rapper become a pilot?

Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!

Why were the Twin Towers sad?

They ordered Dominos and got Jets.

Kid: “What happened to Dad?”

Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”

At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!

Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.

Hey Hunter, Thomas here.

Why did the plane cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!

What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

Trump got a new jet.

He's probably already licked the windows.

When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.

I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.

How are the faster readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.