Airplane jokes
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
I want to be a pilot.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.