Airplane jokes
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
doctor: you need to eat healthy.
me: no.
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.
me: oh my goodness.
doctor: in a plane crash.
me: that sounds unrelated.
doctor: I'm the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me!
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.