Airplane jokes
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
I hate airplanes!
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school"?
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
What picture is that?
What is the address?
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
My dick hard.
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
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