Airplane jokes

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."

You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."

Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.

If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"

Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.

Religion crashes them.

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.

I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.

My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.

How do terrorists feed their babies?

Here comes the airplane...

HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹

How do tourists feed their kids?

Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.

What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?

One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.

What’s New York’s favorite game?

2001 flight simulator.

Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.

best friend makes 9/11 joke.

you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."

best friend: "I'm sorry."

you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."

Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.

I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.