Airplane jokes
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school"?
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
Memes
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
What picture is that?
What is the address?
My dick hard.
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?
My name is Big Dick.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
Memes
Here Comes the airplane
This one is for Ethan (I'm with stupid)
neeeow
Fuck teslas
Community
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hiiiiii guys i just got out of the airplane and i hate the usa :D
Sixty-four people playing games and talking Black Hole threatens all of them 'Til a blue hand stops them Their name is Four, with X in tow Can they trust them? I don't know! They said, Don't you wanna battle for a prize? You could win a BFDI Eight teams of eight are made Get a basket and you'll be safe
Elimination time, it's Cake at Stake Pencil's out and taken away Where'd she go? Their jaws are slack Four brings d… Read more