Airplane jokes
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him, "Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude." The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it.
The genie says, "This is your last wish so really make this one count." The guy says, "Well, I've always wanted to drive out to the Hawaiian islands, because airplanes scare me to death, so I would want a highway that could stretch from here all the way to the islands." The Genie says, "That is asking for quite a lot and I'm not sure if I can pull that off, is there anything else you'd want?" The guy says, "Well, I've been married and divorced three times, and I just can't understand what I've been doing wrong. I've given my ex-wives all the love and care that I could, but in the end it was never enough. I would want to have the ability to understand women." The genie thinks for a few moments and says, "Do you want a three or four lane highway?"
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!