Airplane Jokes

Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.

Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?

A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!

I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.

What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school"?

A dark blue airplane is flying in the sky. A speech bubble from the plane says "where is tower".

Science gets you to the moon.

Religion flies you into buildings.

Why did Hitler lose the war?

Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!

People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.