Airplane jokes
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"