Airplane jokes
A blonde woman with a coach ticket sits in first class on a flight to South America.
A flight attendant asks her to move, but she replies, "I'm blonde and beautiful, and I'm staying here!" The flight attendant tells the pilot, who also tries to move her, but she gives the same answer.
Finally, the co-pilot says, "I've got this, I speak blonde." He whispers in her ear, and she immediately gets up and moves to coach. The others ask what he said. He replies, "I told her first class isn't going to South America."
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!