Airplane jokes
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
What did an arabe say to feed his kid he comes the airplane and here comes the 2nd airplane
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
An Indian has a seat between two Pakistani's on board an airplane.
It's quite obvious to each of the three men where they are from. The Indian asks, "Pardon me gentleman, you wouldn't mind me sitting between you, do you? This is my seat, after all."
The Pakistanis look at each other, and then look back at him. One of them smiles and says, "Not at all! After all, Pakistanis and Indians are brothers! Are we not?"
The Indian is delighted at how warm and friendly they are, and he takes his seat. Shortly the plane takes off and the three guys are just chilling until the Indian says, "You know it's going to be a long ride and I am getting thirsty. Brothers, can I get any of you like a drink?" Then one of them says, "Yes brother, I would like a Coke!"
The Indian slips off his shoes and walks barefoot to where the stewardess is at, and when the Indian is out of view, one of the Pakistanis spits into his shoe. The Indian comes back and gives him a Coke.
Then the other Pakistani says, "You know what brother? I would also like a Coke too!" The Indian happily obliges, and as soon as he is out of view, he also spits in his shoe before the Indian gives him a Coke.
Finally, the Indian slips on his shoes and suddenly realizes how wet they are. He shakes his head and says, "Brothers! Why must we do this to each other, spitting in each other's shoes and peeing in each other's Cokes?"
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.