Airplane jokes
The plane crashed. There are 5 seats in Bordeaux and usually 4 parachute seats.
The first song goes: "I am Cristiano Ronaldo, the best player in the world, so fly with the first helmet."
One of Ivanka Trump's former supporters said: "I was the US President's teacher." And take an umbrella and fly.
Former US Secretary of State Donald Trump said: "I am the President of the United States. I am the president of the United States of America, not responsible to the people. Design our package and jump."
"I'm glad," said the next passenger, Popstag, as he approached. Then the boy explained: "I still can't see anyone's problem. The President of the United States is in my bag..."
I walk into school, and look up praying.
"Man, would be a shame if the buildings fell from an airplane."
Nothing happened. There is no God.
What did one terrorist say to their kid?
“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.