Two boys were arguing in class one day when the teacher walked into the classroom.
The teacher asked them, "Why are you arguing?"
One of the boys replied, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher. "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend. I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."
62 is not just any number as it so happens to be my height 6,2 just as 25 is my age ,on facebook
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
A 98 year old man goes to bed on a one layer bed- He wakes up under it...
My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.
What store has the most vegetables?
A nursing home.
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
My friend told me he had a sister. I asked if she was hot, and he said she was 8. That wasn't my question.
