Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
What's the best thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder
What is the best cure for aging?
Suicide.
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
if babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born.
A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old.
how old is uuuuuurrrr mom. five cringe.... i know that was a crap joke... not even a joke
Once There was a minecraft child molester on the minecraft facebook. He asks a kid his age. the kid blocks him.
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.
Wanna hear a clean one?
Old man takes a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirty one?
Bubbles is the 14 year old next door.
whats does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
that it will never get old.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile but what does she know, She's 7
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
