Age jokes

62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.

Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?

In fact, they don't age at all.

What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?

There's twenty of them.

I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.

When I masturbate, things cum.

When an old man does, no one cums.

A 98 year old man goes to bed on a one layer bed. He wakes up under it...

My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"

Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"

Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.

Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.

I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.

Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.

What store has the most vegetables?

A nursing home.

What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?

The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.

What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?

Depends...

Have you ever been eight before?

You were between 7 and 9.

What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?

"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.

My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.

Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.

Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.