Doing Your Mom

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I'm doin' your mom. Yes, yours!

I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin' out your drawers. Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen but her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom-jeans. I approached her in the checkout line, and said, "Yo baby wassup?" She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs. Five minutes later she agreed to get with me so we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.

I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart. I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn't start. She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again. How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!

Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it. She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it. Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.

Categories

  • Mom
  • Wal mart
  • Sex
  • Butt
  • Baby
  • Milk

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you simpleton. This dude is bangin' your mom, and he's layin' it all out in this 'song'. He saw her at Wal-Mart, chatted her up, did the deed in a minivan, and now he's braggin' about it like he won the lottery. And he is proud she did a sandwich for him. You are dumbest person in this universe.

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