Age jokes
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
Everyone put your age here.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
My mom left me at a very young age.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.