God: ok so I created adults. And I created how they are supposed to look like from being born to preteen. Satan:(slides in) I’ll take over for you pops. God: I dunno....this is very delicate work. Just one wrong thing can ruin the system. Satan: don’t worry your beard off! (Pats his back) I’ll just do the ages from 12 to 18! God: Hmm...I’m still not-(Gets a call on his phone) shoot I got to take this. (Answers call) don’t touch anything Lucifer! (Walks away) Satan:.......(just touches lightly and alarms start blaring. He squeaks and runs away) God:(rushes in) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?! God:(tries fixing problems. Only gets alarms off) fuck me........ God:....(sighs) fine it’ll stay. We’ll just call it....puberty
What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
What's the best thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder
What is the best cure for aging?
Suicide.
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
if babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born.
A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old
how old is uuuuuurrrr mom. five cringe.... i know that was a crap joke... not even a joke
Once There was a minecraft child molester on the minecraft facebook. He asks a kid his age. the kid blocks him.
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
whats does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
that it will never get old.
What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile but what does she know, She's 7
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist
Two boys were arguing in class one day when the teacher walked into the classroom.
The teacher asked them, "Why are you arguing?"
One of the boys replied, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher. "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
62 is not just any number as it so happens to be my height 6,2 just as 25 is my age ,on facebook
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
