Age jokes
Everyone put your age here.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
My mom left me at a very young age.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.
Old ladies are non existent.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.