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Michael Jackson Burger

Anonymous
3 years ago
  • Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?

    It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

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    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying that the Michael Jackson burger is old meat in a young bun. Get it? Like Michael Jackson himself?

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    • Burger
    • McDonald's
    • Michael Jackson
    • Restaurant
    • Food
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    Comments (1)

  • Anonymous

    3 years ago

    That’s dark as fuck haha. Love it

    RRumbling Musk Turtle

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