Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.