Age jokes

Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯

Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.

But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.

A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.

Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh, Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”

I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

Why did an old man fall in a well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.

Yo mama so old.

Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!

What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?

One lasts long and another doesn't.

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.

When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.

He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.

Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.

I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀

Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?

It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

Who is older than the Twin Towers?

Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.

What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?

The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.

Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.

The Good Old Days.

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.