Caillou jokes

I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)

Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?

Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

I have a secret crush on your momma.

How did Caillou quit his party?

He had to cancel it.

One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.

Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?

His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.

*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*

Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.

LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!

Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.

Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?

Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.

Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?

Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

What does a rock and a girl have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.

What do girls and rocks have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.