"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 789 well 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11
Why is 6 afraid of 7? It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
What did me an my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid
Why was the cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
Why was 8 afraid of 7
because 7 was a 6 offender
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID? Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Do you knows the tv show naked and afraid wall that’s what my grandpa and me played when I was young
I would tell you a recycling joke
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over
I have so many orphan jokes im afraid most of them wont hit home.
8008135 is my favorite number. The worst ratio is 6:9. And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?' Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six two.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S is afraid of the dark Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa? Klaustrophobic
Why don't japanese people like I phones
Because they are afraid of ammerican airdrops
