Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”
“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
