I'd tell you a Kobe joke But I am afraid It wouldnt land well
8008135 is my favorite number. The worst ratio is 6:9. And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?' Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six two.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa? Klaustrophobic
Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. Its not dead, just afraid to move.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Did you know that a majority of the U.S is afraid of the dark Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this. But the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
Why don't japanese people like I phones
Because they are afraid of ammerican airdrops
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse. They can stay in their living room.
The worst joke ever Why was 6 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9 Why was 9 thankful to 6 because 6 8 7 2
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa. Naked and Afraid.
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11 ... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb
So we all know why 6 was afraid of seven; because it eight nine, But why was ten scared? it was in between 9/11.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? -- Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 was a 6 Offender
Two friends are arguing and one friend says ̈Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs ands or buts about it ̈ and the other friend says ̈Butt He is ̈.
