Afraid jokes
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”
“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.