Japanese people jokes
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
How do you get a Japanese fanclub? Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.