Japanese people

Japanese People Jokes

Christmas

Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?

Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.

Suicide

Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.

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  • iPhone

    Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?

    Because they are afraid of American airdrops.

    Bomb

    Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?

    They didn't open their eyes.

    iPhone

    Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.