Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
