Afraid jokes
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Why was 2 afraid of 1?
Because 7 ate 9.
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”
“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.
I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I've been broken, heart's contentious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost and I'm found, but It's torture being in love. I love when you're around But I fucking hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
Why is ten afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.