Afraid

Afraid Jokes

Rodd flanders: Whats ''gay'' mean Bart: UH, It means you used to be afraid, but now your not Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy

Why was one afraid of every number in the world?

Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.

The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this. But the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”

“Ten,” says the doctor.

“What, years? Months?!”

“Nine...”