Afraid

Afraid jokes

Emo

Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?

Wig

Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.

Memes

Afraid memes

Duck

Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!

Doctor

A girl was going through some really bad health issues at her house. It got so bad that she had to be rushed to the hospital.

Her husband found out about this after work and went to check on her. When he got there, the desk lady immediately pointed down the hall to a doctor. The guy walked up to the doctor, "Are you the one taking care of my wife?" The doctor glanced away from his papers, "Yes, that would be me, but I am afraid that she is in very bad condition. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that she will have to be wheeled around in a wheelchair. Also, she can't eat normally. Taking care of her will become very hard. Basically, it will be like taking care of a big baby." Shocked, the guy says, "Wait, if that's the bad news, than what is the good news?" The doctor goes, "I'm just kidding with you, she died!"

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris

The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

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    • Michael Jackson

    Michael Jackson

    Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.

    Guy

    Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.

    9/11

    I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.

    Number

    Why was 6 afraid of 7?

    'Cause 7 8 9.

    But why did 7 eat 9?

    'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D

    Candle

    Why is Daisy afraid of candles?

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