Afraid jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
A girl was going through some really bad health issues at her house. It got so bad that she had to be rushed to the hospital.
Her husband found out about this after work and went to check on her. When he got there, the desk lady immediately pointed down the hall to a doctor. The guy walked up to the doctor, "Are you the one taking care of my wife?" The doctor glanced away from his papers, "Yes, that would be me, but I am afraid that she is in very bad condition. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that she will have to be wheeled around in a wheelchair. Also, she can't eat normally. Taking care of her will become very hard. Basically, it will be like taking care of a big baby." Shocked, the guy says, "Wait, if that's the bad news, than what is the good news?" The doctor goes, "I'm just kidding with you, she died!"
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.