Afraid jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
A girl was going through some really bad health issues at her house. It got so bad that she had to be rushed to the hospital.
Her husband found out about this after work and went to check on her. When he got there, the desk lady immediately pointed down the hall to a doctor. The guy walked up to the doctor, "Are you the one taking care of my wife?" The doctor glanced away from his papers, "Yes, that would be me, but I am afraid that she is in very bad condition. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that she will have to be wheeled around in a wheelchair. Also, she can't eat normally. Taking care of her will become very hard. Basically, it will be like taking care of a big baby." Shocked, the guy says, "Wait, if that's the bad news, than what is the good news?" The doctor goes, "I'm just kidding with you, she died!"
The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D