Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9!!!
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks
Because they're afraid of ice
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was retested 6 offender
