Afraid jokes
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?