Afraid jokes
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"