Afraid jokes
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.