Afraid jokes
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Memes
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.