Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?...... That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the BARS
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
Why was 9 afraid of 20? -- 28 29s.
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?" The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9!!!
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex? A fortnite player
Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered sex offinder
Why were the twin towers afraid of the New York jets
Because they are afraid of the jet
Why did the snowman say Good day to the sun? Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body and all that's left I'm afraid is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
Chuck Norris died, but Death was to afraid to tell him.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 eight 9 ( Classic)
Why do an emos parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut them selves
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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was retested 6 offender
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road because he wasn’t chicken
A girl was going through some really bad health issues at her house. It got so bad that she had to be rushed to the hospital. Her husband found out about this after work and went to check on her. When he got there, the desk lady immediately pointed down the hall to a doctor. The guy walked up to the doctor, "Are you the one taking care of my wife?" The doctor glanced away from his papers, "Yes, that would be me. But I am afraid that she is in very bad condition. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that she will have to be wheeled around in a wheel chair. Also, she can't eat normally. Taking care of her will become very hard. Basically ot will be like taking care of a big baby." Shocked, the guys says, "Wait, if that's the bad news, than what is the good news?" The doctor goes, "I'm just kidding with you, she died!"
