Afraid jokes
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Memes
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?