Afraid jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
Why is ten afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7? 7 killed 6's parents.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Why was 2 afraid of 1?
Because 7 ate 9.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.