Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that "7 8 9" sounds like "7 ate 9." Get it? It's wordplay. You wouldn't get it because your IQ is probably lower than your shoe size.
Nice
No, it's because 7 is a sixoffender.
But why did 7 eat 9?
Nicer
Nice
Jimmy
No, it's because 7 is a sixoffender.
Wolffe
But why did 7 eat 9?