Afraid jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
Memes
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.
She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
Two friends are in a hospital lobby. Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying.
Friend 1: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 2: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 1: "I came here for a blood test."
Friend 2: "So? Are you afraid?"
Friend 1: "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger."
Friend 2: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 1: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 2: "I came here for a urine test."
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, they decide they don't like living in an asylum anymore. They decide they're going to escape!
So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. You see... You see, he's afraid of falling.
So then, the first guy has an idea... He says "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!" B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says "Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.