Afraid jokes
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, they decide they don't like living in an asylum anymore. They decide they're going to escape!
So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. You see... You see, he's afraid of falling.
So then, the first guy has an idea... He says "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!" B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says "Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!