Afraid jokes
Why was 2 afraid of 1?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why is ten afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7’s a cunt.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?