Seven Ate Nine

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  • The worst joke ever.

    Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

    Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This is a real knee-slapper for smart folks. See, the joke is that "7 8 9" sounds like "7 ate 9." And "6 8 7 2" sounds like "6 ate (8) 7 too" as in, "ate number seven, too". You probably spend your free time playing with rocks.

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