Afraid jokes
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7’s a cunt.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.