Afraid jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.

I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.

Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?

A. The Hunger Games.

Why was 10 afraid?

Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.

But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.

You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?

Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?

Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?

Because they kept booing him off stage!

Why did the rapper always carry a map?

Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.

Why is 19 afraid?

Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.

A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.

What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.

Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?

Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.

Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.

Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?

It was afraid of the nutcracker.

What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.

Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.

I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.

Why was six afraid of seven?

Six, seven.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.