Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept BOOING him off STAGE
Once there was a woman who had a husband and a dog, the husband dies. The dog would always sleep under the bed and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down and the dog would like it to say she/he was alright. One night it was thunder storming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does he/she likes her hand.
Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap. But the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.
On the mirror it said, "Humans can like too", in the dogs blood.
This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!
Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since Iāve been little, Iāve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. āOn the searchā as they would say. By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving. I got a pilotās license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes. During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up. Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, Iām afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6 7 8 -Yoda
Why was 7 afraid of 6
Because 6 8 7
A russian, a brit and a terrorist are in an air balloon. First the russian says "i dare to throw a stone down" So he does that but the others dont seem to be impressed so the brit says " i dare to throw a brick down " so again he does that, the russian is impressed but the terrorist laughs and says " i dare to throw a bomb down " so he does that and everybody cant believe what they have just seen so a bit further they land and a shocked and an afraid little boy comes running up to them so they ask what happened, on wich the little boy said " I farted and my school exploded".
why is 7 afraid of 8 because he ate 9 10 11
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed every one!
why was 6 afraid of 7 because 789
Wait till the end
Why was 6 afraid of 7 because 789
But Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 911
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,Happy New Years!
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage because I burnt it down
why is 10 afraid
because he next to 9 and 11
Every body knows the joke why was 6 afraid of 7 because seven ate nine but why was 10 scared... because he was wright in the middle of 9 11
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
Cause 7 8 9
When Pope Pius (IX.) died, he went to Heaven, knocked at the door, St. Peter opened: "Who are you, what do you want?ā "I am Pope Pius. I want to come to heaven.ā āWhere do you come from?" "Rome." "What do you mean? Rome Massachusetts or Rome New York?" "No, Rome Italy of course." "I'm very sorry, but I do not know you!"
To make sure to not erroneously deny access to an authorised person, Saint Peter takes the telephone, calls up God and asks: "Hello Boss, here is a guy who says he is the Pope of Rome, do you know him?" "What do you mean: Rome Massachusetts or Rome New York?" "No, Rome Italy of course." "No, sorry, I donāt know him."
Saint Peter makes another telephone call and rings up Jesus: "Hello Junior - hereās a guy who says he is the Pope of Rome, do you know him?" "Rome Massachusetts or Rome New York?" "Rome Italy." "No sorry, never heard of."
Saint Peter still does not give up and finally calls up the the Holy Ghost and asks: "Hello Smoky, here is a guy who says he is the Pope of Rome. Do you know him?" "What does he mean, Rome Massachusetts or Rome New York?" "He says Rome Italy." "No sorry, Iām afraid I do not know this guy." But then, after a very short while he continues: "Wait, wait - tell me, is that the guy who invented the damn story about Mary and me?"
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911
