Afraid jokes
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
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Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
Once, there was a woman who had a husband and a dog. The husband dies.
The dog would always sleep under the bed, and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down, and the dog would lick it to say she/he was alright. One night, it was thunderstorming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper, so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does, he/she licks her hand.
Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom, so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap, but the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.
On the mirror it said, "Humans can lick too," in the dog's blood.
This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!