Afraid jokes
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
A man was walking with a young boy in the woods.
The boy looks at the man and says, "Mister, it's too dark and I'm getting scared."
The man replies with, "How do you think I feel? I have to come back alone!"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Two friends are in a hospital lobby. Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying.
Friend 1: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 2: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 1: "I came here for a blood test."
Friend 2: "So? Are you afraid?"
Friend 1: "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger."
Friend 2: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 1: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 2: "I came here for a urine test."
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
Why is ten afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.