Afraid jokes
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.