Aed jokes
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
I got a sister.
That was a big mistake.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.