Aed jokes
Yo mama so stupid she studied for a COVID-19 test.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
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A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.
A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?
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There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
How do you stop a baby from drowning? pt. 2
-Harpoon it.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was "Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!"
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"
Where does a pianist go on vacation? The Florida Keys.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.