Aed jokes

What has 2 arms but no legs?

A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.

What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.

I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.

You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.

Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.

You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"

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If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.

So I could put kids inside you.

How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.

What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?

One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.

Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.

In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?

None, both carpet munchers eat out.

I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.

What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?

Border hoppers! LOL.

What do you call an Indian in a shower?

A cleaner.

I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.

Why do they call them a nonce?

Because they go for people who don't have any sense.

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"

"Oh, that was the cat."

"We don't have a cat..."

"Oh..."

Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.

POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.