Aed jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.